amberlux: hi so where did you get your citizen and man overboard banners? I've been looking for them everywhere

I bought them both online off the bands merch stores

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I’m ready for The Greatest Generation World Tour.


why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

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i just want a boyfriend that will bake a cake with me at 2am

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"what do you want to do with your life?"image

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5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
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Delivering just what you need
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it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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what da fuck do u mean no smoking



i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

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